Mature Jokes

Banta was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event.
Banta man thought, 'Great..

Santa sends his son abroad for higher studies. But his son always finds himself low on money. One day Santa he gets a letter from his son. He was shocked to read the contents of the letter.
His son wrote, 'Fu**ed a gal, $1000, out of money, send money'.
This makes Santa really angry. He replies to his son...

One evening Banta was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He`d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, Preeto asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. Banta tried and tried to dig it out but...

Santa travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great 'running of the Bulls' festival. After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate, with potatoes, corn, and two large...

Santa and Jeeto were soon to have their first child. Their doctor told them of a new invention to relieve the mother`s pain during childbirth. This invention could be attached to the mother and it would transfer the pain she experienced to the baby`s father.
They talked it over and...

Santa was is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in casts. One of the nurses gave him a rectal thermometer and said, `Dont move I`ll be right back.`
When she returned the thermometer was in his mouth.
She asked in amazement...

Preeto hires a maid with beautiful hair.
The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, 'I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there.'
That night, Preeto tells this to her husband...

Banta was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
In response the doctor said, 'When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself'.
That same day Banta went to...

There was a woman who loves big breasts so she went to her doctor, Dr. Banta and questioned him about implants.
Banta explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients.
Every morning when you...

Banta went to his doctor, Dr. Santa`s and stutters, 'Da-da-doc, I`ve ba-ba-been sta-sta-stuttering for ye-ye-years, and I ca-ca-can`t stand it anymo-mo-more! Can you he-he-help me?'
Dr. Santa answers 'Well, I`ll have to give you a thorough examination first, but in some cases there is a cure.' ,So Santa...