Mature Jokes

Banta had only been married for about two weeks when his wife, Preeto complains of a burning sensation in her chest. She tells Banta who suggests that she goes to the doctor to be examined. So...

Banta is walking along one day and comes across a ladder that climbs into the clouds. Being the curious type, Banta begins to climb the ladder.
Upon arriving at the first level of clouds, Banta sees an ugly woman who says: 'Fuck me or climb the ladder to success.'
Naturally Banta decided to...

Santa emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife, Jeeto, complained, as usual...

Santa and Jeeto decide they don`t want to discuss sex in front of their 4 and 6 year old children, so they decide to talk in code. One day Santa is feeling a little bit turned on and says to his daughter.
'Tell your mother I would really like to...

Santa in a restaurant orders the house special. An old waiter brings out the order beginning with some hot soup. Santa notices the waiter has his thumb in the soup.
Feeling sorry for the old man he doesn`t...

Banta always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their room and says to his wife, Preeto, 'Notice anything different, Preeto?'
Preeto looks him over...

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she`s heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, 'Business trip, or vacation?'
She turns, smiles, and says...

Banta and Preeto had been married for 20 years, but every time they had sex Banta insisted on turning out the lights. Eventually Preeto decided this was stupid. So one night while...

On their second night after the wedding, Santa and Jeeto shut off the lights and crawl under the sheets. Turning anxiously towards Jeeto, Santa tenderly...

Santa had been dating for some time and decided that it was finally time to marry her. Before the wedding Santa and his fiancee embarked on a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally the old man decided it was time to...