Dizzy spells !!
Santa goes to see his physician. 'Doctor, I`ve got this problem,' Santa says. 'My secretary, she loves to give blow jobs. Every morning when I get to work I get a...
A time piece with a difference
One day, back in the olden days, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that stuck straight...
An Indecent Proposal
The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for Santa reading his paper.
Santa peered over his paper and asked 'Would you let me...
Anything wrong ?
Santa and Banta are on their way to the Army Induction center for physicals. Neither wants to go to war, so Santa says, 'I hear that if you don`t have any teeth they won`t take you.'
They decide it`s...
I Kum and No Kum
Once upon a time in China lived two men whose names were I KUM and NO KUM. NO KUM was married to a young and very pretty girl named NO KUM TU, while I KUM was single.
One night I KUM went to see his friend NO KUM. Upon arrival at NO KUM`s home, I KUM found out that...
Swimming not allowed !
An American tourist in Punjab walked into a beautiful deserted forest and found a lovely pool in it, and decided to go skinny-dipping. She looked around, didn`t see anyone, and undressed and just as she was about to dive in...
Banta as an agent !
Banta was the agent for a beautiful actress. One day Banta discovered that she had been selling her body at Rs. 5000 a night. Banta, who had long lusted for her, hadn`t dreamed that she had been so easily obtainable. He approached her, told her how much she turned him on and how much he wanted to make it with her. She agreed to spend the night with him, but...
Vaseline for sex !
Jeeto answers the door to a market researcher. 'Good morning madam, I`m doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?'
Jeeto, 'Oh...
Imprompt lovemaking !
In a moment of passion, farmer Banta and his wife, Preeto, ripped off their clothes and tumbled into a very muddy cornfield for a little imprompt lovemaking on a rainy Sunday morning. They started to slip and slide and...
Headache !
One day the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Banta, into his office and said, 'We`re making some cutbacks, so either Santa or Lilly will have to be laid off.' Banta looked at President and said, 'Lilly is...
