Mature Jokes

On their first night together, newlywed Banta and his wife Preeto go to change. Preeto comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. Banta says, 'My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.' Preeto opens her...

Banta is on the 5th floor of a building and needed a handsaw. So he spots Santa on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can`t hear him. So Banta tries sign language. He pointed to his...

Banta gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. Banta stares and says 'You’re the biggest...

Banta walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar, drops his pants and pisses all over the place.
The bar tender freaks out. 'You dirty...

A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding night, she tells each one to write back about their married life.To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to use newspaper advertisements as a `code` to let the mother know how their love...

Santa goes downstairs in the morning his father asked, 'How are you?'
Santa says, 'I feel great.'
Father says, 'But you look terrible!'
Santa says, 'But I feel great.'
When Santa gets to the office, his secretary...

A couple had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, husband kissed his wife and said, 'I`m off. The man should be here soon.'
Half an hour later, just by chance...

As he drove along the highway, Santa kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Nudist Camp. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked 'Registration' and saw an attractive woman...

After the annual office party blow-out, Banta woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some...

Santa got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said...