Mature Jokes

Pappu watched his father's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Santa and Preeto in a passionate embrace...

Banta was feeling particularly horny so he went to a call girl on the street and asked, "How much do you charge?" The call girl said, "500 bucks for the evening." Banta said...

Pappu attended a horse auction with his father, Santa. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs...

A farmer was ploughing in the field when he noticed his daughter run into the barn. A few seconds' later, he saw Santa's son, Pappu, run into the barn after her...

Two fellows, Santa and Banta, were lost in the desert; they had been there for days with no sign of life anywhere. All of a sudden Banta started to feel horny...

Young Banta was on his way home from the market when he saw a girl from the next farm and offered her a ride. Pretty soon, they came to a clump of trees, and she...

Santa and son, Pappu, were always in competition with each other. One day Pappu left to take an entrance exam at a university. He wanted to major in medicine. A week later he returned from his trip looking...

The secretary of a Gynecologist called to reshedule Preeto's appointment and asked her if she would come today in next hour for her checkup or rather wait another month as doctor had to go...

Bant went into a sex shop to buy some condoms and a sales girl approached him.
Sales girl, "Can I help you, Sir?"
Banta, "Yes, I want to buy some condoms...

Banta comes home from work feeling bad about the day's activities. He lays down on the couch and ponders his actions. Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that of his good moral side and...