Mature Jokes

Santa was having trouble satisfying his wife, Jeeto, so he went to his black buddy at work for advice. "Listen," said the inept Santa, "I know you always satisfy your women...

A couple is out for a drive one day and the husband is behind the wheel. As he's driving, he's complaining about everything... the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country...

Since Preeto is eight months into her pregnancy, Banta has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for sex...

After the end of the war, a young female reporter from a local newspaper was sent to write an article about the soldiers homecoming. She had interviewed...

Banta was walking down the street when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for...

Shortly after they were married, Preeto was complaining to her mother about Banta's insatiable sexual appetite.
"He wants to do...

Banta and Preeto got married and left on their honeymoon. All was going well... except in the bedroom. He couldn't last long enough to satisfy her. She said it didn't matter but...

Santa, after having had one too many in a bar, called up the bartender and says, 'I want a woman!'<
The bartender gives him directions to the local brothel. Santa was so drunk that...

Banta wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can't remember anything he did last night. He picks up his robe from the floor and puts it on. He notices there's something...

Santa had a brown filly and a white filly (female horse under the age of four) and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's Stallion (an adult male horse which is used for breeding...