Mature Jokes

With his wife now eight months pregnant, a man was severely horny. She recognized what he was going through and empathized enough to hand him a fifty-dollar bill "Honey, you`re so depressed. Take this money...

From The Original Hollywood Squares T.V. Show. These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. Q: If you`re going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high...

A couple are sitting around one evening and the man says to his wife, "Marsha, we are about to celebrate our 40th wedding anniversary. We`ve had a wonderful life together, full of contentment and blessings. But there`s something...

Lena and Sven got married in St. Paul. They planned to honeymoon in Lena`s aunt`s cabin in Duluth. They caught a bus that was filled with deer hunters. About 30 minutes out of St. Paul the bus broke down right next to...

A superintendent of a large, snooty apartment building got the ultimate revenge when he was called for the umpteenth time to fix a tenant`s clogged toilet. Going to her apartment, where the female tenant happened to be...

Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba`s last date.

"You know what Mujo, I was out last night with an intellectual type...

Today, lets have a moment of silence in honor of those children who were not born but were... 1. Swallowed during a blow job.
2. Thrown away in a condom.
3. Wasted in trousers during masturbation...

Ferguson the blacksmith came to the doctor`s surgery with a badly damaged foot. The doctor was surprised `cos Ferguson was a careful man. "What happened?" he asked.
"Well, 33 years ago, I was a young apprentice...

The SETTING: Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion.
The FINALISTS: Miss America, Miss Spain, Miss Britain, Miss Philippines, Miss Iran, and Miss India. QUESTION: Miss America, how would you describe...