Hit The Ceiling
Sister Mary burst into the principal`s office and cried, "Father, just wait until you hear this!"
"Calm down, Sister Mary. Now tell me what has you so excited...
Watching Childbith
The nurse approached him, smiling. "The labor is going great," she said. "Wouldn`t you like to come in?"
"Oh, no," the man shook his head. The nurse returned to the mother`s side, and the labor progressed smoothly...
Stick Your Head Between Legs
A stewardess did her usual act of showing passengers the safety drill. Near the end she said, "And in the event of an emergency, bend forward and put your head between your legs."
Eunice said to her boy friend Jeff, "I can`t bend...
How Do I Become Born Again?
Three Texans were in a bar throwing back a few, while they were discussing the meaning of life. The conversation grew deeper and deeper when one of the gents started talking about reincarnation. The trio started considering...
100 Year Old Sex Maniac
An old man turned 100 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl...
Population Growth
A small town with a high birth rate attracted the attention of a team of university sociologists. They wrote a grant proposal, got a chunk of money, hired aides and an anthropologist, found a family planning...
Compliment or Sexual Harassment?
Every day a man would walk up to a woman in her office, stand very close to her, inhale a deep breath of air, and say, "Your hair sure smells nice!"
After a week of this, she reports him to the Human Resources Department...
A Straight Guy in a Gay Bar
A guy is about three steps inside a bar when he realizes it`s a gay bar. "What the heck? I really want a drink," he thinks, and sits down.
A waiter approaches and says, "What`s the name of your penis...
Heart Transplant Surgery
A prostitute went to visit a colleague in the hospital just before she was about to have a heart transplant. The woman, concerned about her friend`s welfare, went up to the surgeon who was going to perform...
