At a Parsi wedding at Allbless Baug, everyone got drunk. The bride`s & groom`s families wrecked the new reception hall fighting with each other. The police had to break up the fighting. The next week...
One knight told his best friend, "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving...
Morty arrives home from work and as soon as he sets foot in the house, Sadie is on to him, telling him that their friend Marvin has finally quit smoking. "Imagine that, Morty," she says, "someone who smoked...
In a small rural town the local doctor is known for his abrupt bed-side manners. His last appointment for the Friday afternoon shows up a bit late, and he is more agitated than normally. "Yeah, you`re late sit down...
There was this woman sitting on a park bench muttering to herself and spitting. She would mutter, then spit, mutter, then spit, she would say, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive," then spit, "Damn, that sonofabitch can drive...
After many years of bachelorhood, this older gent finds and marries a beautiful young lady. On their honeymoon night she slips into a sheer negligee and a comfortable bed as he goes into the bathroom to prepare himself...
Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba`s last date. "You know what Mujo, I was out last night with an intellectual type...
A redneck named Bubba was tired of hearing redneck jokes that used the name, Bubba. He went to court and changed his name. The judge asked,"and what name do you want it changed to?"
He said, "Candy...
One of the photographers who works for me is quite graphic about his sexual powers. When he recently got married he took a lot of good natured ribbing from co-workers, but the funniest thing I heard came from our carpenter....
Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence: "I fucked her in the bed yesterday....