| Three women walk in a pet shop. Suddenly the parrot yells out, "White, pink, blue." The first ladie says, "That's funny, I'm wearing white underwear." The others then say, "No way, we are wearing pink and blue." To test the parrot, the next day, all of them wore white and the parrot shouted, "white ! white ! white!" The three women are amazed. The final test was the third day, just as they walk in the parrot yelled, "Bald, curly and straight!" They never went there again!! |
| Two crocodiles lay on the strand of Nile. Suddenly they hear strange sound: "Hee-hee-hee-bang! Hee-hee-hee-bang!" One crocodile asks another: "What's the sounds?" "There is an elephant who fucks monkeys. While he fucks them, they laugh, and when he comes, they burst." "Very interesting," says the first crocodile, "I'll go to see it." Little later the second crocodile hears the sounds: "HA-HA-HA-HA-BOOM!" |
| Once a wolf and a stallion decided to fuck each other. The wolf mounted the stallion and screws him, then says: "Hey Stallion, please twirl your ass - I cannot come." The stallion twirled his ass, and the wolf came. Then the stallion screws the wolf and cannot come too. He says: "Wolf, please twirl your ass..." "Twirl my ass?!.. I cannot even turn my head!.." |
| A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only $15. "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity" "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman, "Fuck me, a fucking new brothel and a fucking new madam" "I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel," says the woman indignantly, but she sees the funny side and let's it drop. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "A new brothel, a new madam, and now new fucking prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes," complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their filthy new pet. A short while later, the woman's husband comes home. "Well fuck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new fucking whores, but the same old clients. How are you doing, George?" says the parrot. |