| A blonde went out on a date with her boyfriend to the movies. After the movie he took her to quite romantic mountain, parked the car and started to kiss her. As things progressed they started fondling each other. Before long they were ready to make love. He asked her if she would like to get in the back seat. She said, "No." He unbuttoned her blouse and began fondling her breasts and once again he asked her if she would like to get in the back seat. Again she said, "No!" As more and more of her clothing came off he became really hot and excited. Once again he asked her, "Would you like to get in the back seat?" And again she said, "No!" Frustrated he asked, "Why not?" To which she replied, "I want to stay in the front seat with you." |
| A guy walks in to a bar and sits down, just a few seats from him there is a very buxom blonde with huge size 42CC breasts. The guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the lady's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender retrieves the glass and licks the beer off the blonde. Each time he calls for a beer, this happens. So after the third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hits her boobs,he jumps up and starts to lick her breasts... AND SHE DECKS HIM. He is laying on the floor moaning and groaning, "Jeez... then why do you let the bartender do it?" And here comes the Blonde Moment: . . . . . . . . . The blonde replies, "Because he has a liquor license!!!" |
| Redhead: Tell me, what is sex ? Blonde: Sex is when you dress up go to a bar flirt with a guy he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some money on your table. Redhead: And what is good sex ? Bonde: Good sex is when you dress up go to a bar flirt with a guy he buys you drinks you go to bed and he leaves lots of money on your table. Redhead: And what is love ? Blonde: Love!!! That's an ethnic minority invention to avoid leaving money on the table. |
| A sexy blonde walked into the doctor's waiting room and couldn't find an empty seat anywhere. Finally, she walks over to one gentleman that was sitting down, and said, "I wonder if I might trouble you for your seat. You see; I'm pregnant." The gentleman groaned, coming to his feet and offering the lady his seat. As the young lady sat down, the man looked her over and said, "You know, if you hadn't told me, I never would have guessed you were pregnant. How far along are you?" Looking at her watch, she replied, "Oh, about a half an hour!" |