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Come to Me
Two blondes approach the perfume counter. They pick up a sample bottle. Nancy sprays it on her wrist and sniffs it.
"That's quite nice," she says. "Don't you think so, Anna?"
Anna takes a whiff, "That is nice," she says. "What's it called?"
"Viens a moi," replies Nancy.
"Viens a moi? What the heck does that mean?"
"Viens a moi, ladies," the clerk intervenes helpfully, "is 'come to me' in French."
Nancy takes another sniff, then offers her arm to Anna again.
"That doesn't smell like cum to me," she opines. "Does that smell like cum to you?" -
Emergency Flashers
A blonde is driving on the Interstate when her car breaks down. Easing it over onto the shoulder of the road, she carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the vehicle, stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in the history of this highway occurs.
It isn't very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly outraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle screaming, "What the hell is going on here?"
"My car broke down," the blonde calmly explains.
"Well, just what are these perverts doing here by the road?" the cop shouts.
"Oh, they're my emergency flashers!" she replies. -
Nude Portrait
A man asked that the blonde painter, paint him in the nude.
"Oh no!" replied the talented artist. "I'm sorry, but I don't do that sort of thing."
"I'll pay you double your normal fee," the man offered.
"No thanks!" she replied.
"Ok, I'll give you five times what you normally charge," the man said.
The blonde artist thought about it for a moment and replied, "Well, all right, but you'll have to let me at least wear my socks. I need somewhere to put my brushes!" -
Blonde Genies
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.
Then, there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits.
They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies.
One blonde genie says to the other one, "Hey, I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But to be hung like a black man is beyond me."