| A blonde joins a nudist colony, takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A 6-foot girl walks by him; the blonde gets a hard-on. Girl, "Sir, did you call for me? Blonde, "No, I just got here." Girl, "You must be new here; it`s a rule when I give you a hard-on, it implies you called for me." The gilr lays down and lets the blonde have his way with her. The blonde gets up happy, enters the sauna, sits down, and farts. A huge man comes toward him. Huge Man: "Sir, did you call for me?" Blonde, "No, I just got here." Huge Man: "You must be new here; it is a rule when you fart, it implies you called for me." The huge man turns him around and sodomizes him. The blode rushes back to the receptionist... Blonde, "Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500." Receptionist: "But Sir, you only saw 1% of our facilities...." Blonde (Rudely interrupting), "Listen lady, I am 60 years old, I get a hard-on once a month, but I fart 20 times a day. No thanks!" |
| Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play raquetball, suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head and passes the three women. He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. "He`s not my husband," she says. He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. "He`s not my husband either." She says, also not recognizing the unit. He passes by the third woman (blonde), who also looks down as he runs by her. "Wait a minute," she says. "He`s not even a member of this club." |
| A blonde went into a world wide message centre (PCO) to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $30, she exclaimed: "I don`t have any money. But I`d do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother". The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect), "Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. "Well then, just follow me", said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said "Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my zipper". She did. "Now go ahead ... take it out ...." he said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands ... then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well... go ahead". The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and, while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said........ Hello? Ma? Can you hear me?" |
| "Miss Jones, we can`t employ you as a model," the editor from the men`s magazine explained. "It`s too obvious that your blonde hair isn`t natural, since the hair between your legs is black." The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editor`s fingers. "What the hell did you do that for!" he exploded. She smiled sweetly and said, "Look at your fingers. They`re turning black, right? And they`ve only been banged once." |