| Judi, the blonde, runs crying into the office. "What`s wrong?" gasps her best friend Carol. "It`s my boyfriend." gushes Judi. "He was working on the engine under the hood of his car when the lid came down and cut off a finger!" "My god", shrieks Carol. "Did it amputate his WHOLE finger!?" "No thank goodness" sniffs Judi. "But it was the one just next to it!" |
| A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma`am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" The officer replies, "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!" |
| This blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I`ve got a rash round my cock, have you got anything for it?" The doctor said" put this on and come back next week if it doesn`t work." The blonde comes back the next week and the cream hadn`t worked so he tells the doctor and the doctor gives him more cream and tells him to come back next week if it doesn`t work. The blonde comes back and the cream still hasn`t worked so the doctor says "Drop your pants." He drops his pants and the doctor has a look and tells him to put another cream on the man then says "Doctor, it worked!! What was that?" The doctor replies "Lipstick remover" |
| A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver`s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver`s license, he asks for registration. Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, "It`s that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment." "Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer gets excited. The officer unzips his pants and pulls his member out. Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breath-analizer test!" |