| One day, shortly after having her 9th baby, the good Irish lady ran into her parish priest. He congratulated her on the new offspring, then said: "But isn`t having nine babies a little much?" "Well," she said, "I don`t know why I get pregnant so often, it must be something in the air." "Yes," said the priest, "your legs." |
| A priest had lost a cock (hen variety) and didn`t know where to find it... So at the sermon next day he queried Has anybody got the cock ? All the men stood up... No no i mean has anybody seen the cock? All the women folk stood up... No no i mean has anybody seen my cock? All the nuns stood up |
| A group of Asian women were visiting a village somewhere deep in Africa when they came across a trader selling human breasts. One of the Asian ladies asked the trader, "Why are you selling women`s breasts?" The trader replied, "Locally, we have found that consuming the flesh of a woman`s breast can increase men`s sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis." Hearing with interest about the `enlarging the penis` the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. "Well," says the butcher, "It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast." "Give me the price of each." said the Asian lady impatiently. "The black breasts are $200 a pound," the butcher says, "white breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound." The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!", said one of the Asian ladies. "No no no, you don`t understand," the trader explains, "you don`t know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!" |
| A village headman once noticed a sudden rise in the population of his village. To control it, he requested one of his rich relatives (who was an ardent swadeshi follower) to set up a condom factory near the village. It was done and very soon each unmarried adult male individual started getting condoms for free. But after two years the village headman was shocked to find that his village`s population had doubled! After investigations the headman went straight to the relative and gave him a good dressing down saying `Fool! Everything shouldn`t be made of KHADI!` |