| Three Parsi bachleors named Adi, Pesi, Soli ... they were best of friends. Adi gets married to a beautiful Fataakri ... Every night Pesi and Soli hear a voice from Adi's room ... they hear his wife saying, "Adi Pesi Soli, Adi Pesi Soli, Adi Pesi Soli...." To this, Pesi and Soli both get very curious to know why she calls their names every night. Pesi and Soli ask Adi one day, "Aai Su Lagaryuch, Taari Bairi Roj Raatnaa Aapraa Trann Janaa Naa Naam Kaai Leyaa Karech???" To which Adi replies, "Arrey Chutiyao, Aeh Tamara Naam Nathi Leti..... Aeh Toh Aem Bolech "Adi Press it Slowly!!! Adi Press it Slowly !!!! Adi Press it Slowly!!!!!!!" |
| Two black gals are shuffling down the road, when the older one asks the younger one, "Honey Chil'... how old is you??" The younger gal just shook her head and said sadly, "Don' know fo' sho'... on a counta my Mama never done learn hows to count. But she be recknin' I's either 'leven or I's sixteeen..." So the older gal says, "Tell me sumptin', baby. Wha's the best thang you ever done had in yo' mouth??" "Sheeeeh"... says the young girl. "Tha's easy. That be bein' a big ol' slice o' aunt Maybelles blueberry pie, yes maam!!!" The first gal shakes her head, chucklin, "Chil'...you's eleven!!!" |
| A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone got drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the crap out of each other. The Police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of his hammer, shouting "Silence in Court". The court room goes silent and Paddy (the best man) stands up and says, "Judge... I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened". The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride. The judge says, "OK." "Well", said Paddy, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song... when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in her privates." The Judge instantly responded... "God... that must of hurt!" Paddy replies "HURT! He broke three of my feeckin fingers." |
| A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture. Over coffee, the Greek says, "Well, we built the Parthenon." The Italian replies, "We built the Coliseum." The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to mathematics." The Italian, nodding, says, "But we built the Roman Empire." And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!" The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who included women. |