| A male's most important Organ supposedly as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest. Question: Ms India, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms India: Well, I can say that Male Organs in India are like labourers. Question: How can you say so? Ms India: Because they work day and night. (Applause! Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton Cars. Question: How can you say so? Ms Malaysia: Because they look tough but are actually very soft. (Applause! Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms Kuwait, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Kuwait: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Kuwait are like thieves. Question: How can you say so? Ms Kuwait: Because they like to enter through the back door. (Applause! Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gossips or rumours. Question: How can you say so? Ms Philippines: Because they pass from mouth to mouth. (Applause! Applause! Applause!) Question: Ms America, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms America: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so? Ms America: Because they stand up every time they see a woman. (Applause! Applause! Applause!) AND THE AWARD GOES TO Ms Australia Question: Ms Australia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country? Ms Australia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Australia are like Rats. Question: How can you say so? Ms Australia: Because they are always searching for new holes day and night... (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation) |
| AMERICAN RELATIONSHIP
1st day = Date 2nd day = Hug 3rd day = Hug again 4th day = Kiss 5th day = Long kiss 6th day = Sex INDIAN RELATIONSHIP 1st day = Chicken Slice & Coca Cola 2nd day = Chicken & bread 3rd day = Pizza Inn 4th day = Agree 5th day = Date 6th day = Tried to hug but failed... 7th day = Hug 8th day = Tried to kiss but failed... 9th day = Kiss 10th day = Long kiss 11th day = Tried to have sex but failed... 12th day = Tried to have sex but failed... 13th day = Tried to have sex but failed... 14th day = marriage proposal 17th day=sex 18th day=sex ........till 24th day=sex 25th day=RAPE CASE Behanchod Kahan Paida Ho Gaye Yaar!!! |
| In Australia, the curbside garbage carts are called "Wheelie Bins." A garbage collector is driving along a Sydney street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his rubbish truck. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out. In the spirit of kindness and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck, goes to the front door and knocks. There's no answer. Being a conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder. Eventually, a Japanese man comes to the door. "Harro!" says the Japanese man. "G'day mate, where's ya' bin?" asks the collector. "I bin on toilet," explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed. Realizing the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again, "No mate, where's ya' dust bin?" "I dust been to toilet, I toll you!" says the Japanese man, still perplexed. "Listen," says the garbage collector. "You're misunderstanding me. I mean, where's ya' 'Wheelie Bin'?" "OK, OK. " replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector's ear. "I... wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista!!! |
| An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first sales-woman she sees and asks: Escusa me, have you seen-a my-a Tony. He's got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair? The saleswoman answers that she hasn't seen her husband. So the Italian woman goes to ask another saleswoman: Escusa me, have you seen-a me Tony. He's got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair? "No, I'm sorry ma'am, I haven't seen your husband." The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and ask: Escusa me, have you seen-a me Tony. He's got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair? The saleswoman answers: Yes I saw him, he ran out of here lickety split. To which the Italian woman answers: No, no, no, that's not-a my Tony, he pinch-a the bum, grab-a the boobs, but he no lickety split! |