| Doing any kind of exercise is excellent for your health. But, for those who still have doubts when choosing, here you will find 7 good reasons to decide between Running or Fucking. 1. When you run, you usually go alone. If you go with someone you just want to run faster than the other. Fucking? No. You always try to reach the goal together. Therefore, fuck "Develops teamwork and avoids selfishness." 2. To run you have to buy a lot of clothes that, normally, is quite expensive. However, to fuck, just take off the one you're wearing. As you can see, fucking "encourages saving, and avoids consumerism". 3. To run you have to get out of bed. To fuck, it's the opposite. We all know that bed is better than nowhere. Therefore while fucking, "We exercise while we are, where we are best". 4. Running requires great effort and gives little pleasure. Fucking gives enormous pleasure and the effort is minimal. So while fucking, we experience how to, "Make the most of it with the minimum effort". 5. After running, you end up exhausted and your knees and legs hurt. However, after fucking, you have a smile from ear to ear! It is clear that through fucking "we discover the joy of living". 6. If they call you to run, you will almost never go. Now, if they call you to fuck? Ahhhhhhhh! ... Right ?!!!. You will reach on time. It is clear, fuck "increases punctuality." 7. Another very important reason is that after running you do not feel like repeating the race. But, after fucking, you want to repeat again. Yes or no?!!! So, through fucking we achieve "true interest in what is done and promotes the value of perseverance." So the winner is a 'Fuck' anytime! |
| Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom. "Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot," one boy said. "I'm really nervous. I know I'll goof up!" "Take it easy," his friend assured him. "All you gotta do is compliment her. Chicks love to be complemented. You'll have her in the palm of your hand." About a half-hour later the young man came back, rubbing a black eye. "Shit, man! What happened to you?!" his buddy asked. "I took your advice." "Didn't you compliment her?" "Sure I did. We got in my car and started kissing. I told her that for such full lips, hers sure tasted sweet. She liked that. After a while I started feeling her tits, and I told her that for such large breasts they sure were firm. She liked that too." "It sounds like you were doing great," his friend said. "Well," the other answered, "that's when everything went wrong. I got her dress up and her panties off, and I tried to think of another compliment." "What did you say?" "For such a large crack, it doesn't stink much." |
| A shapely Finnish girl was a counselor at a girl's camp on Wonder Lake. She was at the camp a day early to get things in order, and when her work was done, she thought it would be nice to start a sun tan "au natural", since this was private property. Suddenly, she heard male voices! She jumped up, stood in a crouch, and covered her bosom with crossed arms. Two young men approached her, asking, "Which way is it to the boy's camp on Wonder Lake?" She said, "Oh, I know you guys, you just want me to point, so you can see my titties!" "No, no," they said, "we just want to know what direction we must go, we're lost." "O.K., she said, straightening up, and standing on her right leg and lifting her left leg horizontally, she said, "It's over dat way!" |
| A man and his girlfriend are having a sexual encounter. He asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, she gets on her knees in front of him and starts peering at his genitals, looking and tipping her head this way and that, studying the whole business. After a couple minutes of this, he asked her in a sort of peeved voice, "Well, what the hell are you doing?" She said, "I'm doing what I always do when I'm downtown with no money.... just looking. |