| A married lawyer was having fun with a prostitute in his car. On getting home, his wife saw panties on the back seat. She tore it apart screaming, "John!!!! What is this?!?" The lawyer retorted, "What is what? I don't know what you're talking about!" The wife replied, "This Panties! I saw it in your car this evening!" Quickly, His lawyer instincts kicked in and calmly said, "You just destroyed the evidence of a rape case worth a 5 million I'm handling." She fell on her knees apologising. |
| Two law partners hire a new cute, young secretary and a contest arises between them as to who can bed her first, even though they're both already married. Eventually one of them scores with her and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went. "So what did you think?" he asks. "Ahh," replies the first lawyer, "my wife is much better." Some time goes by, and then the second lawyer goes to bed with the secretary. "So," asks the first guy, "what did you think?" The second guy replies, "You were right." |
| Top ten things that sound dirty, but in a Law firm are not: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge. 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6. Is it a penal offense? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 4. For $200 an hour, she better be good! 3. Can you get him to drop his suit? 2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't... 1. Think you can get me off? |
| Shortly before her fourth marriage, a middle aged woman went to see her doctor to ask for advice on sex, more particularly on how to do it. The doctor was amazed. He said, "You've been married three times before, surely you know what you have to do by now?" "No, that's the point," said the woman, "I don't. My first husband was a gynaecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it; my second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it; my third husband worked for the Post Office and he couldn't find it. Now I'm getting married to a lawyer so I'm bound to get screwed sometime!" |