| The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside after class one day. "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love," replied Little Johnny. Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, "with whom?" "With you!" he said. "But Little Johnny," said the teacher gently, "don't you see how silly that is? Sure I'd like a husband of my own someday... but I don't want a child." "Oh, don't worry," said Little Johnny reassuringly, "I'll use protection!" |
| Teacher: Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development. At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes. Teacher: Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's crude remarks. It is very likely that for tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems, when he says anything that appears rude, to get up and leave the class room. Everybody agreed to this plan. Next day, teacher: Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anna. Anna: Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk. Teacher: Very good Anna! Yes Koosie! Koosie: Near my home, they are building a furniture factory My daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home. Teacher: Excellent, thank you Koosie! At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the teacher asks: Oh heavens, tell me Johnny what new development is being built near your home. Little Johnny: Near my home, they are building a brothel. As all the young ladies get up and proceed to leave, Little Johnny says: Hey relax you little whores, it hasn't opened yet!!! |
| One day, Little Johnny's teacher, Miss Figpot asked the class if they could name some things you can suck or Lick!" "Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered. "Good, Jane." Miss Figpot said, "Anyone else?" "How about a lollipop!" said Steven. "Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!" the teacher said. Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, "A lamp!" The teacher and all of the students wondered about his answer. The teacher asked him, "Johnny, why do you think one can suck a lamp?" "Last night when I passed my parents room," Little Johnny answered, "I heard my mom say, turn off the lamp honey, I wanna suck." |
| Teacher turns to her class and says, "Today class, we are going to pick out some big words and use them in a sentence. Jenny would you like to go first?" "Yes Ma'am. Hypocrite. That boy was a hypocrite. He said it was not OK to go outside and play. Then he went out to play" "Very Good Jenny!" Little Johnny jumps up in the back of the room waving his hands. "Yes Johnny" "I have a big one!" he exclaimed. Sighing the teacher holds her hands together and prays silently, "Go ahead Johnny," she says. "Harassment!" says Little Johnny, "Her mouth said no, but harassment yes!" |