| Little Johnny was in school one day when the teacher brought around cookies for snack time. "Here, Little Johnny, have a cookie." "I don't fucking want one," declared Johnny. The teacher was shocked. She called Little Johnny's mother and scheduled her to come in for a meeting the next day. When Little Johnny's mother arrived, the teacher had her hide behind the curtain until snack time came around. As she came to Little Johnny, she again told him, "Here Little Johnny. It's time for your cookie." "I don't fucking want one," stated Little Johnny again. The teacher pulled aside the curtain and said to his mother, "See? Did you hear what he said?" "So?" said his mother, "Don't fucking give him one !" |
| Little Johnny was in class and the teacher was giving a vocabulary lesson. The word of the day was "indefinitely." She asked if any of the children could use it in a sentence. Little Johnny's hand shot straight up, but she chose another student, "Indefinitely. The clouds stretched indefinitely across the sky." "Very good, Veronica. How about another, Timmy?" "I waited in line for the bus indefinitely. " "Another excellent example. Thank you." Johnny was really going crazy and finally the teacher decided to call on him, he seemed so much to want to contribute. "By the way my balls banged against her buttocks I knew I was in definitely." |
| Little Johhny asked his fathere to help with his homework the other day. The question he was stuck on was, "Give two ways to stop pregnancy." After telling him what to write he was confident that Little Johnny would be getting top marks. According to Johnny's though, "Fucking her up the shitter," and "blowing your load all over her tits," were both wrong answers. |
| At Dinner Little Johnny was ordered to lead in Prayer. Little Jhonny: "But I dont know how to pray?" Dad: "Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, Etc." Little Jhonny Started The Prayer: Dear Lord, Thank You For Our Visitors And Their Children, Who Finished All My Cookies And Ice Cream. Bless Them So They Wont Come Again. Forgive Our Neighbor's Son, Who Removed My Sister's Clothes And Wrestled With Her On Her Bed. This Coming Christmas, Please Send Clothes To All Those Poor Naked Ladies On My Daddy's Iphone. And Provide Shelter For The Homeless Men Who Use Mom's Room When Daddy Is At Work. Amen! Dinner Was Cancelled! |