| How Sindhis are surnamed:
An 'Astronaut' Sindhi? Chandwani A 'Simple' Sindhi? Sadhwani A 'Smelly' Sindhi? Baswani An 'Athlete' Sindhi? Bhaagchandani A 'Milkman' Sindhi? Dudani A 'Careless' Sindhi? Parwani An 'Electric' Sindhi? Bijlani An 'Advanced' Sindhi? Advani A 'revengeful' Sindhi? Badlani A 'Vibrating' Sindhi? Kampani A 'Weight lifter' Sindhi? Tolani A 'Hairy' Sindhi? Keswani A 'Beautiful' Sindhi? Rupchandani A 'forgetful' Sindhi? Bulchandani A 'Happy' Sindhi? Sukhwani A 'Bewada' Sindhi? Rumnani An 'Honest' Sindhi? YEH TO GOOGLE BHI SEARCH KAR RAHA HAI... |
| When an insect falls into a mug of beer... Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out. American: Takes the insect out and drinks the beer. Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the beer away. Indian: Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer. Pakistani : 1) Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer. 2) Relates the issue to Kashmir. 3) Asks the Chinese for Military aid. 4) Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer. |
| A Columbian, Russian, Arab and a Parsi were in a discussion during an Antique Collectors Dinner. Columbian Drug Lord, "I have loads of money.... I want to buy world's rarest 10 Pens." Russian, "I am a billionaire... I want to buy the world's 20 antique watches." Arab Says, "That's nuthin, I am a rich prince... I intend to purchase world's top 50 Antique cars." Then they wait for the Parsi to speak... He stirs his Tea, bites into his Bun Maska, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip, leans back with hands on the head and softly says, "I am not Selling." |
| A Gujju having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God. God happy with his prays, grants him only one wish! Gujju: "I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my Child's hands in our new mansion!" God: "Damn; I still have a lot to learn from these Gujjus." |