A Fellow From Perth
There once was a fellow from Perth
who was born on the day of his birth
He was married, they say
on his wife’s wedding day
and he died on his last day on Earth
Lack Of Restraint
There once was an artist named Saint
Who swallowed a pallete of paint
All shades of the spectrum...
Young Lass Of Madras
There was a young lass of Madras
Who had a magnificent ass
Not rounded and pink...