A flea And A Fly
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
A Fellow From Perth
There once was a fellow from Perth
who was born on the day of his birth
He was married, they say...
Lack Of Restraint
There once was an artist named Saint
Who swallowed a pallete of paint
All shades of the spectrum...
Young Lass Of Madras
There was a young lass of Madras
Who had a magnificent ass
Not rounded and pink...