Q: How do you know a blonde is having a bad day?
A: Her Tampon is in her ear, and she can't find her pencil.
Q: What does blondes and computers have in common?
A: They both go down.
Q: What did one blondes leg say to the other?
A: Between you and me, we could make a lot of money.
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
A: You have to get them hot, before you put in the meat.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ear to make herself more attractive?
A: Her Ankles.
Q: How do you know a blonde has been using a computer?
A: The Joystick is wet.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: An "Ironing Board's" legs are harder to open.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet.
Hair dresser: That man has so much dandruff. Let's give him 'Head and Shoulders'. Blonde: How do you give shoulders?