Why underwear is named Langoti in Hindi?
Because it takes care of 1 Lund and 2 Gotis!
Teacher: Explain sex without any bad words. Pappu: It is an entry of Poland and Holland in between Thailand. When man and woman both are in Nagaland to create New Zealand!
Bunty: Bhai Meri Girlfriend Pregnant Hai. Jab Ki Maine Toh Usse Sirf Kis Kiya Tha.
Pappu: Main Toh Pehle Se Hi Bol Raha Tha Ki Teri Shakal Laude Jaisi Hai!
Teacher: Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation?
Pappu: Very simple, hand made things are always costly!
Late-night conversation:
Girl: Chal Bye, Mom Chilla Rahi Hai!
Pappu: Papa Ko Bol Aaram Se!
Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye?
Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye?
Pappu: Jo Mujhe De!
Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
Girl: I'll suck your brain.
Pappu: We don't call it brain!
Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
