Pappu: Daddy, where did I come from?
Santa: You came from the stork
Pappu: Ewww, you f**ked a stork?
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Pappu: Doctor.
Teacher: Why?
Pappu: Because it's the only profession where you can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
Pappu's mother taught him to go to bathroom by the numbers.
1: Open your fly.
2: Take out your equipment.
3: Pull back the skin.
4: Do your business.
5: Let the skin forward.
6: Stow your equipment.
7: Close your fly.
She used to check him often and she was pleased to listen 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 until one day when she heard, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5,3-5.
Pappu: Do mice give you any trouble?
Girl: No?
Pappu: Than you must have a darn good pussy! Can you let me pet it?
Happy Valentine's day!
Girlfriend: Do you believe in puppy love?
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Pappu: Yeah! I've actually tried it once but its ass was too tight.
Pappu was playing 'Ludo' with a girl.
Pappu: If I get 1,2,3,4,5 after throwing the dice, I'll make love to you.
Girl: What? And if the dice shows 6?
Pappu: Haven't you played Ludo before? If it's 6, I throw the dice again.
Pappu to his girlfriend while on date, "Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less"!
Girlfriend: Really?
Pappu: Yep! And the interesting thing is that your clothes seem to weigh exactly two pounds!
Pappu: Can I touch your boobs?
Girlfriend 1: Shut up!
Pappu: Can I touch your heartbeats?
Girlfriend 2: Ooohh! How sweet!
Rishta Wahi, Soach Nai!
Teacher: What is the opposite of laughing?
Pappu: Fucking!
Teacher: Shame on you! How is that?
Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha ha and fucking is ah ah ah ah!
Pappu: Two lovers went to see a movie. A mosquito entered boys trousers. Guess, where does it bite?
Bunty: Obviously, his tool
Pappu: Na! It bites on the girl's hand.