Pappu: What did O say to Q?
Bunty: Dunno
Pappu: Bro, your dick is hanging out.
Pappu: Do you like parties?
Girl: Yes, why?
Pappu: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!
While in school, Pappu went to the loo with his friend, Bunty to take a leak. When he saw Bunty's dick, he exclaimed, "Now I now why your new girlfriend loves your dick so much?
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because the teacher taught us to enjoy small things in life.
Girlfriend: Sorry, I don't do anal.
Pappu: So bad! Tell me how upset you'll be when your boyfriend cheats on you.
Pappu to a girl with big tits, "That's a gorgeous dairy farm you have".
Girl: It's not a dairy farm, it's a poultry farm. It has never failed to raise cocks.
Pappu: My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
Bunty: So what did you ask for?
Pappu: They gave me a wrist watch. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
Teacher: Write the passive voice of "I made a mistake".
Pappu: I was made by a mistake.
Pappu: I sent my girlfriend a "Get Better Soon" card.
Bunty: I didn't know she's sick.
Pappu: She's not sick. She's just awful in the bed.
Girl: Slow down, foreplay is an art.
Pappu: Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, I'm going to spill my paint!
A girl taps on Pappu's ass and enquires, "How come you have such a strong ass?"
Pappu replies, "One needs a strong hammer to drive a long nail home"!