Pappu: I'm bored.
GF: How can I help, babe?
Pappu: Tell me a joke.
GF: Your condom broke last night.
Pappu: You're joking, right?
Teacher: What can three men do that two women can't?
Pappu: Piss in a pot at the same time.
Teacher: What is the difference between a cat and kitten?
Pappu: A cat scratches and claws, but a little Pussy never hurt anyone.
Teacher: What's 69 and 69?
Pappu: Dinner for four.
Teacher: If mosquitoes cause malaria and a tick causes lime disease, what causes AIDS?
Pappu: Asshoppers