Banta: Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
Santa: So that men can be open-minded!
Jeeto shouting, "Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen.
Santa: I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena. I'm watching Lawn Tennis!
Jeeto: Dear, my stomach is getting bigger... I think I'm pregnant!
Santa: Yes and I know who's the Daddy!
Jeeto: Who?
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Santa: McDonald's, KFC and Pizza Hut!
Santa: Have you heard the joke about my penis?
Banta: Nopes.
Santa: I won't bother telling you, it's too long!
Santa was sucking, licking, caressing and kissing his own fingers, palm and hand.
Banta: Why this madness?
Santa: Oye, this is foreplay before masturbation!
Santa: What is the difference between "Making Love" and Fucking?
Banta: Something a women does while a guy is fucking her!
Santa: Only 2 days are important in our life.
Banta: Which all?
Santa: The day we are born and the day we learnt what's porn!
Jeeto: Have you seen my flip-flops?
Santa: I've seen them before. Now put your bra back on!
Banta: What are the small bumps around women's nipples?
Santa: It's Braille for Suck Here!
Santa and Banta are wanking furiously in a restaurant.
Waitress: What the hell is going on?
Santa: We're really hungry and the menu says First Come - First Serve!