Santa asks his angry wife for sex.
Jeeto: Fuck off, I don't want to see your face.
Santa: Neither do I. Let's do it DOGGY style!
Santa: My wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
Banta: They are all alike. Mine is very demanding and I have to but her something every time I convince her to engage in the act. Even your's demands something? Santa: Unlike your's, she does it when she has to time an egg!
Santa: Chris Gayle by hitting 175 runs in an IPL match has spoilt my married life.
Banta: How?
Santa: Jeeto wants me to perform like him in bed!
Santa: Plumbers and Pizza delivery guys have the best jobs ever.
Banta: What makes you think so?
Santa: That's what it seems after watching the adult movies!
Jeeto: Victoria Secrets having a 50% off bra sale.
Santa: Too bad, I like bras 100% off!
Banta: My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and says, "1st gear, 2nd gear..."
Santa: My wife is worse. She puts my bird inside her and says "Full tank, please"!
Santa, unable to satisfy his wife took Banta's advice.
While having sex, he asked her, "Do you feel any change?"
Jeeto: Yes, today you are doing it like Banta!
Santa: Why do prostitutes charge per hour?
Banta: Dunno! Why this question?
Santa: I mean, what are we supposed to do for the other 57 minutes?
Santa walks into a crowded bar pointing a gun around, "Who the fuck has been sleeping with my wife?" He shouts out.
A voice comes from the back, "I don't think you brought enough ammo"!
Santa: I am pissed off by my life.
Banta: Now what happened?
Santa: It has become so boring and monotonous that I dreamt of making love to my own wife!