It was just a simple misunderstanding", testified Santa who was charged with indecent exposure.
"Explain that statement", demanded the judge.
"Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman, so I simply showed it to her".
Jeeto: Do you love me?
Santa: What do you think? That I'm doing push ups!
Santa and his secretary were on a business tour and they landed in a hotel on the same bed in a room.
Santa: Now we are alone in a hotel, should I treat you as my wife or secretary?
Secretary after a little hesitation, "You may treat me as your wife.
Santa rolled over to the other side and went to slept.
Banta: Why men walk more and women talk more?
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Santa: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips.
Santa: I was so close to having a threesome last night.
Banta: What really stopped you?
Santa: I was short of just two persons.
Banta: The Bible says, "I'll pay for my sins".
Santa: Dunno about you but I already do. Prostitutes, drugs and alcohol don't come free.
Santa: I have only one thing in common with my wife.
Banta: What's it?
Santa: We both hate sucking dick.
Santa: I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing.
Banta: It is indeed embarassing.
Santa: Yep. I had to apologize to the man at the next urinal.
Jeeto: I have the pussy so I make the rules.
Santa: I have the dick so I fuck the rules.
Pappu: What's the difference between Love, Relief and Belief ?
Santa: Your mom is love, your maid is my relief and I'm your Dad- well that's my belief.