Judge: Y do u want divorce?
Banta: She doesn't satisfy me in bed!
Preeto: Tu aithey dc lagyan? Sari colony khush aa, ik teri agg nahin bhujdi.
Teacher: What do you call a man that doesn't use contraceptives?
Pappu: Daddy.
A man is doing push ups on the beach. Drunk Santa sees him and starts laughing loudly and says:
Sorry to tell you but the women below you has already left.
Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4 threatening u with a deadly weapon?
Jeeto: No, ur honor. I'm divorcing him 4 threatening me every night with a dead weapon.
Doctor: You look terribly weak & exhausted! R u having ur meals three times a day as I advised?
Santa's wife: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
In interview, Santa was asked: Who's Monica Seles? A tennis player.
Ok, who's Monica Lewinski?
Penis player.
Banta to his wife, Preeto: Dear, you are the best woman in the world. Yesterday I got convinced of this once again.
Santa: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
Wife: That you are a homosexual.
Pappu: What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential?
Santa: U are my son I'm Confident. Ur friend is also my son, that's Confidential.
Pappu: Dad what's the diff between luv, belief & relief.
Santa: Ur Mom is my luv, ur maid is my relief & I'm your Dad - well, that's my belief.
