Pappu: After sex, I never spend time with my girlfriend.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: Because time is money and I don't want her to feel like a whore!
Santa and Banta were in a pub sitting at the bar, staring into their drinks.
Banta gets a curious look on his face and asks, "Hey Santa, have you ever seen an ice-cube with a hole in it before?"
Santa: Yep. I been married to one for fifteen years!
What is the definition of a perfect woman?
A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub!
Girlfriend's father to Pappu, "How dare you took my daughters virginity?"
Pappu: I'm sorry, Sir. It won't happen again!
Banta shook Santa's hand and asked, "So how's your Sex Partner?
Santa with great sadness, "You are shaking it right now!"
Santa: Hey, how's your sex life?
Banta: Non-existent. After tiring herself out on WhatsApp during the day, my wife is in no mood to care about What's Up at night!
Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
Dad: What?
Pappu: Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
Santa: You went through my porn videos again, did you?
Angry neighbour: You slept with my wife, you son of a bitch, I'm gonna make you pay for that.
Santa: Bullshit, why should I pay TWICE!
A young lady walks into a doctors office.
Lady: Doctor, I'm suffering from a terrible discharge."
The Doctor lays her down lifts up her dress and has a good probe around and says "how does that feel?"
Lady: Oooh doctor, that feels lovely... but the discharge is from my ear!
Q. What do you call a Pathan who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual!
