Pappu: Aaj Kya Maaru?
Gym Trainer: Kal Kya Maara Tha?
Pappu: Mutthh
Gym Trainer: Bhag Bhosdi Ke!
Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
More leg-room!
Pappu (Trying to convince his girlfriend for doggy style sex): Doggy Style Sex Karne Se Aankh Ki Roshni Badhti Hai.
Girlfriend:Tumhein Kaise Pata?
Pappu: Kabhi Kutton Ko Chashma Pehne Hue Dekha Hai Kya?
What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
Way to go, guys!
Teacher: If I gave you ₹200 and you gave ₹50 to Rosy, ₹50 to Suzi, ₹50 to Nikki and ₹50 to Amy, what would you have?
Pappu: An orgy!
Banta: What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
Santa: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
What do puppies and near-sighted gynaecologists have in common?
Wet noses!
Teacher: Complete the sentence... "If my cup is only half full..."
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
Teacher catches Pappu for copying:
Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.
Pappu: Nice Boobs!
