Santa: Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?
Banta: Sure, back of the church yard.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
A: A toilet won't follow you after you use it.
Banta: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex.
Santa: Call her and tell her.
Banta: Have you ever had an Australian kiss?
Santa: It's just like a French kiss, but it's 'down under.'
Banta: Why do cowgirls walk funny?
Santa: Because cowboys always eat with their hats on.
Banta: What's the definition of a teenager?
Santa: God's punishment for enjoying sex.
Banta: Why do women fart after they take a piss?
Santa: They can't shake it, so they blow it dry.
Banta: Who was the first soft drink maker?
Santa: Adam - He made Eve's cherry pop.
Banta: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Santa: When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went!
Santa was very sad.
Banta: What happened?
Santa: My GF wants to have sex on the back seat of the car.
Banta: That's gr8, Y are U worried?
Santa: She wants me to drive.
