Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?
Santa: By having sex during happy hours!
Pappu: Papa Result Aa Geya. Fail Ho Geya Main.
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Santa: Bhosdi Ke Bathroom Mein Hi Haath Chala Sakta Hai Tu, Exam Mein Nahi!
Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.
Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
Pathan: I fucked a woman on a rail track.
Sindhi: How was she to look at?
Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head!
Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?
Pappu: 6 girls.
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
Banta: Why are you hospitalised?
Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.
Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?
Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock!
Teacher: Name some movies which have almost similar stories?
Pappu: M'am, Blue Films!
Height of planning!
One day Pappu takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.
Punjabi: I wish that was my neighbour's ass.
Sindhi: I wish that was my sister-in-law's ass.
Pathan: I wish it was dark!
Banta: Pajji, how to get twins?
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Santa: Have sex during happy hours!
