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I believe in love at first sight... but cheap people call it erection!

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Hold her hands in public,
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Fold her legs in private!

Love is very strong,
It can remove Tears, Fears and Underwears!

I believe in love at first sight but science calls it...
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Erection!

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A smile to put you on high,
A kiss to set your soul alright,
Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?

The sheer problem faced by me because of my immense love for you is that every time I miss you, I don't have enough strength and thus can't...
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wank!

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Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop!

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Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE!

Come touch me gently, baby and make me yours;
I like your sweet smell, it makes me want you more.
Make love to me, stay in my arms and hug me tight;
I am your babe forever and not for just only one night!

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Love happens when your spouse is out of town!