Why is it that a girl looks down when you say I love you?
To see if you really mean it.
Love is not when you leave your girlfriend;
Love is when you leave her virgin!
What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Love is not measured by hugging, kissing and sex. It is all about trusting, respecting and accepting a guy with open legs, closed eyes and wet lips and saying,
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"Push it in"!
Love is a gamble, Sex is a game.
Boys do the thing,Girls get the blame.
One night in pleasure,Nine months of pain.
One day in hospital and a junior needs a name.
No women can ever be truly satisfied on Valentine's day because no man has a chocolate dick, wrapped in currency notes that can ejaculate diamonds!
4 stages of love:
1. Hand in hand
2. Hand in that
3. That in hand
4. That in that
Now don't ask me, what is that!
I don't care if it's August or September, I just want to say, "I better have a f**king Valentine next February".
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum;
A kiss isn't a kiss, without some tongue.
So open your mouth & close your eyes;
And give your tongue some exercise.
Believe in love:
It has great powers! It can REMOVE>Misunderstandings> Anxieties>Worries>Doubts>Fears>Tears>T-shirts>Tops>Jeans, etc. etc...
