Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior!
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
Your lips are kind of wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Mind taking them off!
Do you like pudding? Well how about pudding my dick in your ass!
If I could rearrange the alphabets, I'd put U between F and CK!
Do you like soda? Cuz I'd mount-and-do you!
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS!
Is your ass from McDonald's? Cuz, I'm McFuckin' lovin' it!
