I put the 'STD' in 'STUD' now all I need is 'U'.
My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor!
I'll show you my wand if you'll let me see your chamber of secrets.
The word of the day is legs. Let's go to your house and spread the word.
Excuse me, I lost my virginity can I have yours?
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum;
A kiss isn't a kiss, without some tongue.
So open your mouth & close your eyes;
And give your tongue some exercise.
My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you.
Believe in love:
It has great powers! It can REMOVE>Misunderstandings> Anxieties>Worries>Doubts>Fears>Tears>T-shirts>Tops>Jeans, etc. etc...
Super abuse after break-up:
Boy: Shut up bitch! Your pussy has been used more than Google.
Girl: Get lost, U asshole! I wear heels longer dan ur dick.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.