Nice legs... what time do they open?
I want to kiss your lips. The ones below your belly!
Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!
Lust is, knowing her bra size;
Love is, knowing her shoe size!
What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip?
We used to be close before we let some dick get between us!
Those pants of yours would look better on my floor!
Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead or yield?
Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... Bloody POINTLESS!
I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'U' in it. But 'quickie' has 'U' and 'I' together!
You're body is like Visa. It's everywhere I want to be!