Bunny seriously objected to the nomenclature of VAGINA.
His objection: Iko cheez ta vajaan wali hai, teh ohnu kehande ne VAJAI NA !
A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?
A Moisturiser.
Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
What is pure Hindi name of Condom??
Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.
Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet
A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don't hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts
Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms ideal for fuckers who dont know when to pull out
Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?
A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.
Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits
Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!