Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!
A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to 'Jadugar'.
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!
Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven,
So stick it in.
Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation. The boy puts his location in the girl's destination. Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?
Old chinese proverb says: "Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok."
MEN-opause, MEN-strual pain, MEN-tal illness, GUY-necologist, HIS-terectomy. Ever noticed how women's problems start with men??
Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny then fuck yourself and safe your money.
Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.'
Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.'
