I asked my girlfriend why she never blinks during sex.
She said, "There isn't just enough time!"
The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day!
Girls:
1980 - Don't Touch
1990 - Touch But Don't Kiss
2000 - Kiss But Kuch Mat Karna
2010 - Sab Karlo But Kisi Ko Batana Mat
2020 - Sab Karo Warna Bata Dungi Tum Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte!
900 people get Coronavirus and the whole world wants to wear a surgical mask.
30 million people have AIDS but still nobody wants to wear a condom!
Rose Dene Wali Nahi,
Roz Dene Wali Chahiye!
Unhe Bhi Rose Day Mubarak Jinki,
Zindagi Roz Leti Hai!
Duniya Madarchod Hai, My Phone Autocorrect Duniya To Sunita but I'm Sure Sunita Bhi Madarchod Hai!
Motivational quotes are like orgasms. Pretty moving at the instant but don't last long and you basically seek again!
This guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 7 shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Wow, must be a big occasion?"
The guy says, "Yeah, my first blowjob."
The bartender says, "How about I give you the 8th shot on the house."
The guy says, "If 7 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will!"
Abdul: I am banging two twins these days.
Friend: How do you differentiate between them?
Abdul: It's easy. One colours her nails pink and the other has a dick!
