If you open your heart to a man, he'll probably try to stick his dick in there too!
Exam Ho Ya Masturbation.
Tezi Se Haath Aakhir Mein Hi Chalta Hai!
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted a new pair of shoes or oral sex for my special day.
I chose, head over heels!
What is money kept inside the blouse called?
Tit-coins?
I have to admit that while kids are a great gift, I still prefer to play with the box they came in!
Oh yes! Just lick me once and we both will be happy.
~ Ice Cream
Vagina... The best rehab center in the world.
Any arrogant prick can go in, but will come out soft, humble, happy, satisfied and reduced in size and ego!
Wife: I have heard that a man gets deaf if he often takes Viagra.
Husband: Who the hell is Jeff and why is he taking you to Niagra?
Not wanting to brag, but I've been sexless so long that the Pope called and offered me a priesthood!
Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?
Dad: Because your mom loves Easter, it's an anagram.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Alan!
