What kind of bees make milk?
Boobees!
Girlfriend: Do these pants make my ass look fat?
Boyfriend: No... but they make your camel toe look like a club foot!
Don't make jokes on boobs they are already D-pressed!
What did I learn today?
If you stand naked in the snow for ten minutes, it makes waxing your balls much easier!
Winter Tips:
Morning: Two Eggs with Milk
Evening: Two Pegs with Chips
Night: Two Legs with Hips
Enjoy these Tips!
Last Christmas, a man quietly walked behind his wife, grabbed her boobs and shouted " Merry Titmas".
She turned around, whacked him in the nuts and yelled " Jingle Balls".
This warning is issued in the interest of your health!
What did I learn today?
Until I dated a single mom, I thought cork bits were supposed to be in your wine!
Kela Wala in Parsi Colony, "Kela Lo, Kela Lo, Aath Mein Barah Aath Mein Barah."
Parsi lady from her balcony: Saat Mein Tera Deta Hai Toh Upar Aa Ja."
Kele Wala got confused!
There are 70 ways to keep a man happy.
One is alcohol... the rest is 69!
A newly married employee's text message to his boss -
Sir, due to high bed pleasure, I am unable to attend office today!
