For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping"!
If women are so good at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
He's breathing!
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging!
I bet the reason it's called 'Almond Milk' is because no one could ever say 'Nut Juice' and keep a straight face!
Men are like Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard!
If your payment is pending with your female client text her "send dues". Chances are that you may get lucky if she misreads it!
Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are!
An Australian asked a woman whether she would have sex with him. She refused.
"In that case, do you mind lying down while I have some?"
A drunken while kissing his girlfriend, "Darling your lips are very salty."
Girl: Stupid stand up!
