Before Sex:
You help each other to get naked and after sex, you only dress.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you when you are fucked!
If you are problem can't be fixed by coffee, sex, money or booze...
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you are kinda fucked!
Men look at a woman's ass and say: What an ass!
Whereas women look at a man's face and say: What an ass!
Same comment, different Ass-essments!
If you are having a bad day, just remember there are females out there who gonna take a small dick tonight and act as they love it because it's their man!
Business Models are always difficult to understand.
Cigarette companies kill their best customers and Condom companies restrict their future customers!
Still, both companies are profitable!
Girl 1: Fuck anyone who doesn't like you.
Girl 2: Wow, that's a lot of sex!
Rohit is not fit, Ishant ruled out due to injury.
The only Sharma that will deliver this Australian summer is Anushka!
Ophthalmologist: Have you been sleeping with your contacts?
Girl: No... no... not all of them!
Two men fighting over one slut.
That, my friend, is called a Tug-of-Whore!
NAOMI: Did you know that my name spelled backward is 'I MOAN'? That's just so funny because I love moaning.
LANA: You can just fuck off with your silly games!