When pornstars take off their clothes, they are actually getting dressed for work.
Wisdom will kill me someday!
Why was the two-piece bikini invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section!
Vodafone Idea is now Vi
Vi Mumbai
Vi Delhi
Vi Ahmedabad
Vi Kolkata
Imagine their Agra office!
The pussy is never yours...
It's just your turn!
When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female Octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that is the most epic way to tell someone to go fuck yourself, I don't know what is!
What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass?
Sunder Pichai
If bedbugs are found on beds, whoever came up with the name cockroach?
What do you call a girl who fucks her uncle?
Chacha Chaudri!
A man from Lucknow at the chemist:
Chhote Nawab Ke Liye Sherwani Dikhaiye!
Behen Ke Lode Bread Ka Sabse Upar Wala Aur Neeche Wal Slice Toh Kha Nahi Pata,
Aur Facebook Pe Ladkiyon Ko Message Karta Hai, "Baby I will eat your ass!"
